i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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