i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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