Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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