Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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