he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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