my sisters under your porch take her home
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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