Non-Jews are for practice
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You ruined the universe
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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