You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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