North Korea, Best Korea!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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