okay pat passed out under dana's car
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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