so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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