okay pat passed out under dana's car
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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