: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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