I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's never too late to be topless.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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