this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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