It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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