Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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