Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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