i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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