ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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