Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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