Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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