Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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