In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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