I'm really into asian looking animals
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Shame is for Republicans.
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