can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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