everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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