The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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