I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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