It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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