did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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