Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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