Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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