can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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