hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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