thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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