then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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