Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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