thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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