Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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