the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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