Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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