You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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