Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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