woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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