i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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