Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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