I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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