Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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