LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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