I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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