I'm drive I can fine osifer
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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