Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I wear drunk well.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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