afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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